Fighting for the title of extreme

 
How do we classify someone who is defying death in order to gain the glory of being a pioneer in
a field that has been previously untouched by those before them? We see the word extreme used
for everything that means excessive. Like wow those are some extreme corn chips or wow that lady
on the electric scooter is an extreme fat ass. Every mini keg of over caffeinated beverages has the
word extreme plastered on it in a way that make it look like it in your face and ready to make your
heart explode. The word extreme is most well known in the sports category for a field of sports
from snowboarding to motocross. We have seen the rise of competition from the X-games to Red
Bull sponsored record breaking attempts. My only problem with any of this is the fact that the word
extreme is used for to many things and has lost its value. Just like the word ”Fuck” that is now used as
an adjective, verb, noun, pronoun, etc and now means that you are just not classy. So is true for the
word extreme and therefore we have to come up with a word that either has more x’s in it or sounds
like you are crushing a skull once it is pronounced. I have a few thoughts but I want to hear from you
and your ideas for a word that would triumph the word extreme and make it sound like extreme is the
silver medal in comparison. My idea is that everything that is dubbed extreme we replace it with “Barbie
diarrhea”. Now hear me out before you start blogging about my lower intelligence and how you own
six dodge viper’s. Just think about the word becoming so popular that the mainstream media is forced
to use it in order not sound like the old un-cool geezers that they are so desperately trying not to sound
like. X-games correspondent: Wow Shawn Murray how bout that 1080 Mctwist you pulled off to place
you in the top tier for podium placement, you are so Barbie diarrhea tonight brosky. Or how about new
Barbie diarrhea Doritos that have the taste of all the rest of their stoner marketed products (diarrhea).
If we can replace “extreme” with “Barbie Diarrhea” then we won’t be able to contain ourselves when
we walk through the convenient store. It is food for thought, so tell us what you would replace the word
extreme with.